The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
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MasterChief
Boethiah
Tōshirō Hitsugaya
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Is Tosh A Shitty Rapper?
The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
Yeah, Its Tosh rapping again. But really, when have you ever gotten bored of me doing this?
Of course its always a hit and miss.
Never realized how much ignorance is bliss,
I got tricks, and these sweet kicks.
I appreciate the opportunity,
To destroy this community.
And no not literally,
Nor metaphorically.
I'm just here to blow your minds,
Yes, Tosh the rapper swine.
The witnessing of a new beginning,
The beginning of a new era, aka, winning.
You can see the demons grinning,
In our wake we're obviously sinning.
Thanking the sites admins and founders for this great creation of ours,
And in these bars,
I hope to express how hopeful i am that this website will aim for the stars.
You thought all of us coming together was over,
A magnificent crossover,
Hold on have some composure.
Watch as i get arrested for indecent exposure.
I believe this site will be great,
Even greater than that site who shall not be named.
Because that name has been over-entertained.
I am infinitely unconstrained.
Let me take you back here and show you how its made.
Explosives chain reacting in a desert for miles before it reaches the center,
Once it hits there's no where to go other than the people outside of town eating dinner.
So let me tell you a story about why this site is better,
I can name one right off the top of my head,
The other site was better off dead.
I'm Unconstricted,
And im thoroughly addicted.
This site will probably indeed be my new home,
As i watch Skellu, Ben, Chief, And Spag sit on their rightful thrones.
Lets just hope no one gets sent to davy jones,
I hear the dead playing their saxophones.
Skull and crossbones,
As edgy as that sounds,
Im obviously making these touchdowns,
This site is my new battlegrounds.
The site isn't ready yet,
But i have mad faith in Ben because hes as smooth as vinaigrette,
And as gnarly as the United States national debt.
To new beginnings we set forward our hope,
I sent anthrax through this envelope,
Because i just murdered your ass and oh look, i see this site through the astronomical telescope.
Lets hope you can cope.
Of course its always a hit and miss.
Never realized how much ignorance is bliss,
I got tricks, and these sweet kicks.
I appreciate the opportunity,
To destroy this community.
And no not literally,
Nor metaphorically.
I'm just here to blow your minds,
Yes, Tosh the rapper swine.
The witnessing of a new beginning,
The beginning of a new era, aka, winning.
You can see the demons grinning,
In our wake we're obviously sinning.
Thanking the sites admins and founders for this great creation of ours,
And in these bars,
I hope to express how hopeful i am that this website will aim for the stars.
You thought all of us coming together was over,
A magnificent crossover,
Hold on have some composure.
Watch as i get arrested for indecent exposure.
I believe this site will be great,
Even greater than that site who shall not be named.
Because that name has been over-entertained.
I am infinitely unconstrained.
Let me take you back here and show you how its made.
Explosives chain reacting in a desert for miles before it reaches the center,
Once it hits there's no where to go other than the people outside of town eating dinner.
So let me tell you a story about why this site is better,
I can name one right off the top of my head,
The other site was better off dead.
I'm Unconstricted,
And im thoroughly addicted.
This site will probably indeed be my new home,
As i watch Skellu, Ben, Chief, And Spag sit on their rightful thrones.
Lets just hope no one gets sent to davy jones,
I hear the dead playing their saxophones.
Skull and crossbones,
As edgy as that sounds,
Im obviously making these touchdowns,
This site is my new battlegrounds.
The site isn't ready yet,
But i have mad faith in Ben because hes as smooth as vinaigrette,
And as gnarly as the United States national debt.
To new beginnings we set forward our hope,
I sent anthrax through this envelope,
Because i just murdered your ass and oh look, i see this site through the astronomical telescope.
Lets hope you can cope.
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
"I'm just here to blow your minds,
Yes, Tosh the rapper swine."
?????
Yes, Tosh the rapper swine."
?????
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
I fucked up on teh grammar, ok.Boethiah wrote:"I'm just here to blow your minds,
Yes, Tosh the rapper swine."
?????
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
Tōshirō Hitsugaya wrote:I fucked up on teh grammar, ok.Boethiah wrote:"I'm just here to blow your minds,
Yes, Tosh the rapper swine."
?????
Now get back into battle, you Frontschwein
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
ehBoethiah wrote:Tōshirō Hitsugaya wrote:I fucked up on teh grammar, ok.Boethiah wrote:"I'm just here to blow your minds,
Yes, Tosh the rapper swine."
?????
Now get back into battle, you Frontschwein
Im constantly in the battle, you N'wah.
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
I don't remember authorizing this... looks like I need to get out my ticket book.
Spagelo- SuperIntendent
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Join date : 2017-04-10
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Location : S.F. East Bay
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
O-OSkeletal wrote:I don't remember authorizing this... looks like I need to get out my ticket book.
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
Mmmm yes good, did I inspire that?
Good show sir, I tip my hat!
Flowiest was checking C spawn for rhyme porn
My pride is at war and now I feel torn,
As I be the Flowiest Ima make it known...
your style was cultivated by me
Your Flowiest grown.
I feel a tear well up and my chest starts to swell
You rhyme like before but I can also tell
You have your own flair and it suits you well
But fall into line or face my hell
I'm the big boss level ten mother hen more then two and a half men making enemies pretend they have no wounds to mend
Cause my hell is a place where I mail and send
All who claim they be the best, like Kano in this bitch rip ya heart from ya chest
Fatality! Oh the humanity!!
This post was about C spawn now Flowiest...
Tragedy!! Oh such a travesty
Honestly that Flowiest has no rationality
To take something like this and make it about himself
Loudest presence in the place never needing steath
Should honestly be busking and asking for wealth
But until that day comes ill make hearts here melt
Look at my pelt!
You all know im beast
Flowiest dingo, always down to feast
Sickest kunt around like a infection of yeast
kicks shit like Kung foo
Is chill like a igloo
warm like beef stew
All Shiny and clean but no way he's brand new
The knife like ice that slice quite nice has the flow economy in a grip like a vice
So scrurry up the clock like the three blind mice
The bell tolls for thee, and it rings twice
Feel that edge? Not even close to sharp
My flow can make messes, I've yet to lay a tarp
Can't yet show you murder and leave you playing a harp
You thought you was the biggest fish in the this pond
Your the knock off Austin powers to me James Bond.
This joke here makes me feel quite fond
And you being the token rhymer may have left people conned
But I'm the original, bond, James Bond.
Sorry that's so cheesy my black hairs went blonde
That's so cheesy the stench went beyond
And made me give up, peace bro
I'm gone
Good show sir, I tip my hat!
Flowiest was checking C spawn for rhyme porn
My pride is at war and now I feel torn,
As I be the Flowiest Ima make it known...
your style was cultivated by me
Your Flowiest grown.
I feel a tear well up and my chest starts to swell
You rhyme like before but I can also tell
You have your own flair and it suits you well
But fall into line or face my hell
I'm the big boss level ten mother hen more then two and a half men making enemies pretend they have no wounds to mend
Cause my hell is a place where I mail and send
All who claim they be the best, like Kano in this bitch rip ya heart from ya chest
Fatality! Oh the humanity!!
This post was about C spawn now Flowiest...
Tragedy!! Oh such a travesty
Honestly that Flowiest has no rationality
To take something like this and make it about himself
Loudest presence in the place never needing steath
Should honestly be busking and asking for wealth
But until that day comes ill make hearts here melt
Look at my pelt!
You all know im beast
Flowiest dingo, always down to feast
Sickest kunt around like a infection of yeast
kicks shit like Kung foo
Is chill like a igloo
warm like beef stew
All Shiny and clean but no way he's brand new
The knife like ice that slice quite nice has the flow economy in a grip like a vice
So scrurry up the clock like the three blind mice
The bell tolls for thee, and it rings twice
Feel that edge? Not even close to sharp
My flow can make messes, I've yet to lay a tarp
Can't yet show you murder and leave you playing a harp
You thought you was the biggest fish in the this pond
Your the knock off Austin powers to me James Bond.
This joke here makes me feel quite fond
And you being the token rhymer may have left people conned
But I'm the original, bond, James Bond.
Sorry that's so cheesy my black hairs went blonde
That's so cheesy the stench went beyond
And made me give up, peace bro
I'm gone
Flowiest- Mockingbird
- Posts : 6
Join date : 2017-04-14
Re: The Official Rap About Culturespawns Creation
Flowiest wrote:Mmmm yes good, did I inspire that?
Good show sir, I tip my hat!
Flowiest was checking C spawn for rhyme porn
My pride is at war and now I feel torn,
As I be the Flowiest Ima make it known...
your style was cultivated by me
Your Flowiest grown.
I feel a tear well up and my chest starts to swell
You rhyme like before but I can also tell
You have your own flair and it suits you well
But fall into line or face my hell
I'm the big boss level ten mother hen more then two and a half men making enemies pretend they have no wounds to mend
Cause my hell is a place where I mail and send
All who claim they be the best, like Kano in this bitch rip ya heart from ya chest
Fatality! Oh the humanity!!
This post was about C spawn now Flowiest...
Tragedy!! Oh such a travesty
Honestly that Flowiest has no rationality
To take something like this and make it about himself
Loudest presence in the place never needing steath
Should honestly be busking and asking for wealth
But until that day comes ill make hearts here melt
Look at my pelt!
You all know im beast
Flowiest dingo, always down to feast
Sickest kunt around like a infection of yeast
kicks shit like Kung foo
Is chill like a igloo
warm like beef stew
All Shiny and clean but no way he's brand new
The knife like ice that slice quite nice has the flow economy in a grip like a vice
So scrurry up the clock like the three blind mice
The bell tolls for thee, and it rings twice
Feel that edge? Not even close to sharp
My flow can make messes, I've yet to lay a tarp
Can't yet show you murder and leave you playing a harp
You thought you was the biggest fish in the this pond
Your the knock off Austin powers to me James Bond.
This joke here makes me feel quite fond
And you being the token rhymer may have left people conned
But I'm the original, bond, James Bond.
Sorry that's so cheesy my black hairs went blonde
That's so cheesy the stench went beyond
And made me give up, peace bro
I'm gone
The king has returned
Pie- Novice
- Posts : 16
Join date : 2017-04-13
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